Advanced Squashing Techniques with Oven Mitts

Warning: Squashing with oven mitts is not for the faint of heart. It requires skill, patience, and a willingness to risk third-degree burns.

Learn about oven mitt safety guidelines before proceeding.

The Classic Mitt-Squash

Hold the mitt in your dominant hand, with the palm facing the bug. Flick your wrist in a smooth, flowing motion, applying even pressure to crush the bug.

Explore other mitt options in our comprehensive guide.

The Mitt-Squash 360

This variation adds a rotational element to the classic mitt-squash, allowing for a more nuanced and efficient bug-squashing experience.

Get expert advice on 360-degree mitt-squashing tools from our team of certified bug catchers.

The Mitt-Squash 2.0

This cutting-edge technique involves using a mitt with retractable claws and a built-in bug-tracking app.

Learn about upcoming features and bug fixes in our Mitt-Squash 2.0 beta release.

Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Use your newfound mitt-squashing skills for good, not evil.

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