In this step, we will cover the most esoteric and exotic squashing methods. These are not for the faint of heart, or those who value their sanity. Proceed with caution, and a strong sense of humor.
**Method 1:** The Squash-a-Tron 3000, a device so complex and finicky, it will drive you to tears, but yields the most impressive results.
**Method 2:** The Squashing of the Ancients, an ancient ritual performed by a secret society of squashing masters.