Step 3: Advanced Squashing Techniques

In this step, we will cover the most esoteric and exotic squashing methods. These are not for the faint of heart, or those who value their sanity. Proceed with caution, and a strong sense of humor.

**Method 1:** The Squash-a-Tron 3000, a device so complex and finicky, it will drive you to tears, but yields the most impressive results.

**Method 2:** The Squashing of the Ancients, an ancient ritual performed by a secret society of squashing masters.