Advanced Squashing: A Guide for the Truly Desperate

Squashing Like a Pro

For those who have exhausted the basics, but not their hopes and dreams

Squashing bugs is not just about throwing darts at them until they stop moving. It's an art. A delicate dance of debugging tools, caffeine, and existential dread. But don't worry, we're here to guide you through the trenches.

Step 1: Don't be a hero. Learn to love the debugger.

Step 2: Find your happy place in the code.

Step 3: Clear your mind of the impending doom.

Step 4: Find your squashing spirit.

And for the truly desperate: Squash under the influence.

Disclaimer: Squashing bugs may lead to increased productivity, decreased sanity, and a higher risk of developing a permanent scowl.