Are you tired of just catching bugs? Do you want to be a true master of the art of squashing? Look no further! This comprehensive guide will walk you through the most advanced troubleshooting techniques for the modern bug catcher.
Before you can squash, you must first observe. Study the bug, take notes, and maybe even draw little diagrams. It's like entomology, but with more code.
Read on to learn about the Coding Detective work.
Now that you've observed the bug, it's time to get your detective hat on. Use your favorite debugging tools to sniff out the source of the problem. Be like a bloodhound on the scent of the bug!
Next, learn the art of squashing.
With your detective work complete, it's time to put on your squash master's hat. Apply the knowledge you've gained to eliminate the bug and bask in the glory of a job well done.
Celebrate your victory, and learn how to deal with the inevitable bugs that will follow.
Even the most skilled bug catcher will face new bugs. Learn to laugh at them, and remember that every bug is an opportunity to improve your craft.
But, if you're not careful, you might just end up farming bugs for a living.
For those who cannot resist the allure of bugs, there's a whole new career path to explore: Bug Farming! A life of raising and breeding bugs for the highest bidder.