CHAPTER 2: THE SUCKER'S GUIDE TO NOT GETTING CAUGHT

So, you want to be a bug catcher, huh? Well, let me tell you, it's not for the faint of heart. Or, you know, the law-abiding citizen.

• Chapter 3: Becoming a Bug Catching Machine
• Chapter 4: Caughed Redirected (aka How to Fake a Confession)

First off, let's get one thing straight: you're going to get caught. It's inevitable. But, hey, that's not the end of the world! It's not even the beginning of the end. It's just... an opportunity to learn.

Here are a few tips to keep in mind:

1. Don't be obvious. Wear a ski mask and sunglasses to blend in with the crowd.
2. Learn to think on your feet. Or, at least, on your toes.
3. Always, always, always keep a few spare bug catchers in your back pocket.