Step 1: Catching the Bug in Your Pants
Substep 1: Put on your bug-catching pants
Substep 2: Walk around for 5 minutes to get the blood flowing
Substep 3: Stomp on a bug, hard.
Now that you've caught the bug, it's time to move on to the next step.
Step 1 of the Bug Catcher's Guide: Because you're not just a bug catcher, you're a bug whisperer.
First things first, you're going to need to get a good pair of bug-catching pants. Not just any pants, mind you. These are not your grandma's pants. No, no. These are special pants, with special pockets for special bugs.
Step 1: Catching the Bug in Your Pants
Substep 1: Put on your bug-catching pants
Substep 2: Walk around for 5 minutes to get the blood flowing
Substep 3: Stomp on a bug, hard.
Now that you've caught the bug, it's time to move on to the next step.