Basic Squashing Techniques

So, you've got a bug. Great. That's what we're here for. Squashing it is the key.

Technique #1: The ol' ol' "Stomp and Chomp"

This one's a classic. Just stomp on that bug until it's good and dead. Works for most bugs, except the ones with the really big teeth.

• Stomp and Chomp: A step-by-step guide

Technique #2: The "Spray 'n Pray" Method

This one's a bit more involved. Spray a bunch of bug spray around the area, then close your eyes and hope for the best. It's like a game of bug-catching roulette!

• Spray 'n Pray: A guide to hoping for the best

Technique #3: The "Drown 'em in Code" Method

This one's for when you're really stuck. Just add a bunch of code until the bug gets tired and decides to go away. It's like coding-themed judo, folks!

• Drown 'em in Code: A guide to adding more code until it goes away