Step 1: Locate the bug. No, really, look at it. It's right in front of you, taunting you with its very existence. Click here to proceed with Step 2.
Step 2: Stomp on the bug with your trusty Bug-Clobber 5000. Read about Stepping on the Bug here. or Learn about Chomping the Bug.
Step 3: Call in the Bug-Catching SWAT team. They're experts at squashing those pesky insects. Get in touch with the squad.
Step 4: Declare victory and bask in the glow of your bug-catching prowess. Admire your work here.