Techniques of Extreme Code Immersion

Drown Them in Code: A Bug Catcher's Guide

		
			// Drown them in code, it's the most effective way
			// to make sure no bug escapes
			function drownThemInCode() {
				var bug = new Bug();
				while (true) {
					bug.addLineOfGarbageCode();
					bug.addLineOfGarbageCode();
					bug.addLineOfGarbageCode();
				}
			}
		
	

You see, the key to success is not just to write code, but to drown them in it. Make them wade through a sea of incomprehensible functions, nested arrays, and infinite loops. Make them question their life choices.

Code Swimming Pools: A Different Approach

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