Basic Squashing: The Art of Spray and Pray

Squashing bugs is an art form. It's a delicate dance of debugging and cursing. And sometimes, you just have to spray and pray.

Step 1: Identify the Bug

Find the bug. Pin it down like a butterfly in a jar. Make sure you have enough caffeine to fuel your hunt.

Next Step: Print and Pray

Step 2: Print and Pray

Print out the code. Read it out loud. Pray to the code gods for a solution. Repeat this process until the bug submits to your will.

Or, you know, just use Google. It's always a good idea to have a backup plan.

Next Step: Stealth Sniffing

Step 3: Stealth Sniffing

Sniff out the problem. Like a bloodhound on the scent of a thousand open tabs. Be sneaky. Be stealthy. Be prepared to blame it on the intern.

Step 4: Call in the Experts (optional)

When all else fails, call in the cavalry. Or in this case, your colleagues. Or your mom. Someone who can tell you to "try restarting the computer".

Next Step: Caffeine Fueled Destruction

Step 5: Caffeine Fueled Destruction

When all else fails, just nuke the problem. Like a sledgehammer to the code. Or a Red Bull to your system.

Disclaimer: Do not attempt this step without proper training. Or a functioning coffee machine.

Next Step: Clean Up Squad

Step 6: Clean Up Squad

Once the fire is extinguished, it's time for the cleanup crew. Like a hazmat team for your codebase.

Next Step: Code Refactoring

Step 7: Code Refactoring

Time to put the code back together again. Like a jigsaw puzzle, but without the jigsaw.

Next Step: Code Golfing

Step 8: Code Golfing

The final step: code golfing. Where you write the most efficient, most beautiful code possible. Or just write the shortest code possible. We're not judging.

You made it! Congratulations, you are now a master of Basic Squashing!