Stomp and Chomp: Advanced Bug Slaying Techniques

For the discerning bug catcher, a good stomp and chomp requires finesse and a keen eye for the kill.

Technique #1: The Stomp

Also known as the "Bash and Slam", this technique involves a swift and decisive strike to incapacitate the bug, rendering it unable to move or escape.

Learn more about the Bash and Slam A stomp and chomp in action

Technique #2: The Chomp

The Chomp is a precision strike that targets the bug's weak points, often leaving it crippled but not defeated.

Understand the subtleties of the Chomp A delicate Chomp in progress

Technique #3: The Combo

For the truly advanced bug catcher, the Combo is a devastating combination of Stomp and Chomp that leaves the bug reeling.

Master the art of the Combo A masterful Combo in action

Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Use these techniques wisely and for the good of the ecosystem.

And for the love of all that is sane, do not attempt to use these techniques on your spouse, roommate, or significant other. That is just a recipe for disaster.

Unless, of course, they are a bug. In which case, proceed with caution.