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Slowly moving towards the user's account, but never actually getting there. Debugging Tips
Pops up in the middle of the night and starts playing 'Who Let the Dogs Out?' Debugging Tips
Randomly changes font size to 48px and refuses to change back. Debugging Tips

Bug Descriptions

bug1: The Slow-Mover Bug

This bug has a peculiar habit of getting stuck in the loading screen, only to reappear a few seconds later. It's like it's taunting us, but we know it's just a glitch.

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bug2: The Midnight Bug

We're not entirely sure what this bug is trying to tell us, but it seems to be singing 'Who Let the Dogs Out?' at 3 AM every morning. It's... quite a distraction.

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bug3: The Font Bug

We've tried everything to get this bug to stop zooming in, but it just won't budge. It's like it's trying to shout at us, but we're not listening.

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Debugging Tips

For bug1: The Slow-Mover

Try restarting your computer. No, seriously, that's all we have for this one.

For bug2: The Midnight Singer

We've tried everything from earplugs to a 'Do Not Disturb' sign, but nothing works.

For bug3: The Font Zoomer

We've resorted to writing in crayon on a whiteboard to get it to calm down.

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