Chapter 2: The Bug Swarm

In the depths of our collective anxiety, a new terror has emerged: The Bug Swarm. A seemingly endless horde of tiny, pixelated fiends that infest our screens and drive us mad.

These are no ordinary bugs. They're fast, they're furious, and they're everywhere. Their very presence causes our systems to freeze, our keyboards to stick, and our sanity to unravel.

But fear not, dear Bug Catcher! For you have the power to vanquish this digital horde. Learn the ancient art of Bug Swarming, and reclaim your desktop from the brink of madness.

Read on for more on the art of Bug Swarming, including advanced techniques for dealing with those pesky auto-scrolling bugs.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you might enjoy The Bug Hunter's Guide, where you'll learn to track and eliminate these pests with ruthless efficiency.

But be warned: once you start down this path, there's no turning back. The Bug Swarm will haunt you forever, and you'll never be able to look at a screen again without feeling a sense of impending doom.