In the grand tradition of bug catching, it's time to talk about the delicate art of squashing bugs. Not just any bug will do, no, we're talking about the big ones. The ones that make you question your life choices.
Step 1: Locate the bug. This might require patience, persistence, and a strong stomach. Once found, take a deep breath and prepare for the thrill ride ahead.
Step 2: Assess the bug. Is it a pesky little creature that's more of a nuisance than a threat? Or is it a behemoth that will devour your sanity whole? This is crucial in determining the level of squashing required.
- For the gentle bug: A delicate touch, a whispered promise, and a firm-but-not-to-tight squeeze.
- For the behemoth bug: A sledgehammer, a flamethrower, and a healthy dose of existential dread.
Case Study 1.1: The Time I Squashed a Bug with My Bare Hands