Deflection by Deflection: A Guide to Not Catching Bugs

Introduction

Welcome, developer! Do you struggle with catching bugs? Do your users complain about crashes? Do you just wanna avoid the hassle altogether?

We've got you covered. In this guide, we'll explore the art of deflection. Learn to sidestep those pesky bugs and shift the blame to someone else.

But first, let's get one thing straight: deflection is not just for the lazy. It's for those who are willing to put in the effort to be good at it.

When in doubt, always blame the intern. They're new, they're inexperienced, and they're usually too young to know better.

Just remember: it's not you, it's them.

And if all else fails, blame the intern again.