Q: What is an Invisibility Coat?
A: A magical cloak of invisibility that makes you look like a human-sized beach umbrella on steroids.
Q: Are Invisibility Coats safe on the beach?
A: No, they are not. Invisibility Coats are not designed for swimming, surfing, or sunbathing. They are only for dramatic, covert, and occasionally hilarious purposes only.
Q: Can I wear my Invisibility Coat while surfing?
A: NO, NO, NO. Do not attempt to surf in an Invisibility Coat. The Coast Guard has a special task force dedicated to rescuing idiots who try to surf while invisible.