The Unstable High Rise is a marvel of modern architecture, a building that defies the fundamental laws of gravity and sanity. It's as if the designers had a look at the blueprints of the Tower of Babel and thought, "You know what would be fun? If we just added more stairs."
// The Unstable High Rise's structural integrity is maintained by a combination of prayers, duct tape, and hope.
The Unstable High Rise is a 100-story building with 99 floors of stairs. Yes, you read that right: 99 floors. And on each floor, there's a different kind of stairway, from spiral to escalators, from stairs to slides.
We've had reports of people getting lost on the 47th floor, the 73rd floor, and even on the 92nd floor. But don't worry, we have a special team of expert maze runners who'll help you navigate the Unstable High Rise's seemingly endless staircase.
We're not sure what the future holds, but one thing's for sure: the Unstable High Rise will continue to rise above the rest of the city, defying gravity and logic, and inspiring a new generation of engineers, architects, and people with a strong sense of vertigo.