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Structural Dissatisfaction

Escape Ramp: Phase 2

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are pleased to announce that the Escape Ramp has been delayed. Again.

We are working tirelessly to address the structural issues that have plagued the project since its inception. Please check back soon for updates.

Or don't. We won't be offended.

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