Procedure Manual: Procedural Byzantine Cookbook

Table of Contents

• Recipe 1: Red Tape Reduction
• Recipe 2: Bureaucratic Red Tape Bake Off
• Recipe 3: Red Tape Tango

Recipe 1: Red Tape Reduction

Ingredients:

• 1 cup Red Tape
• 1/4 cup Bureaucratic Abolition
• 1/2 cup Efficiency

Instructions:

1. Mix Red Tape and Bureaucratic Abolition in a large bowl.
2. Add Efficiency and stir until smooth.
3. Serve in a 5-year-old's birthday party.

Recipe 2: Bureaucratic Red Tape Bake Off

Ingredients:

• 2 cups Red Tape
• 1 cup Butter
• 1/2 cup Paper Clip
• 1/2 cup Rubber Stamp

Instructions:

1. Cut Red Tape into 4 equal parts.
2. Melt Butter in a pan and add Paper Clip.
3. Stir until Paper Clip is fully dissolved.
4. Place Red Tape in a baking dish and top with Rubber Stamp.
5. Bake at 350°F for 45 minutes or until golden brown.

Recipe 3: Red Tape Tango

Ingredients:

• 1 cup Red Tape
• 1/4 cup Tango Music
• 1/2 cup Salsa
• 1/4 cup Fiddle

Instructions:

1. Wrap Red Tape around a ballroom dance floor.
2. Play Tango Music and add Salsa for extra flavor.
3. Twirl with Fiddle until dizzy and confused.
4. Repeat for 4 hours or until exhausted.