Welcome, dear student, to Circular Logic 101, where the fundamental principles of reasoning are turned on their head, only to spin back around and bite us in the rear. Here, the Trolley Problem meets the Möbius Strip, and the results are mind-blowing.
In this esteemed institution, we will delve into the art of circular reasoning, where the ends justify the means, and the means justify the ends. But don't just take our word for it, let's see it for ourselves:
Where the logic is circular, and the absurdity is a virtue.
Where the paradoxes are paralogical, and the logic is circular.
And for those who wish to take their circular logic to the next level, we offer:
Where the logic is circular, and the challenge is self-administered.
Where the logic is circular, and the certification is self-issued.
So, don your thinking caps, and get ready to have your mind unscrambled by the circular logic of our esteemed institution. But be warned: once you enter the realm of the circular, there's no turning back.