Q: What is the purpose of the DeptOfCircularReasoning?
A: To create a bureaucratic nightmare of unnecessary meetings and pointless memos.
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Q: How do I get a meeting with the head honcho of the DeptOfCircularReasoning?
A: Good luck with that. You'll need to fill out form 27-B, schedule 14 meetings, and wait for 6 weeks. But hey, it's not like we're busy or anything.
Q: Can I get a copy of the official DeptOfCircularReasoning coffee mug?
A: Ha! You think we're made of money? You'll need to submit form 42-G, and then wait for 3 months while we process your request. If we remember to send it.
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Q: Can I get a direct answer to my question?
A: Direct answers are for wimps. We only give answers via a 3-day email chain of bureaucratic doublespeak and half-hearted justifications.