Our Rates:
- Standard Bureaucratic Idol Worship: $50/ hour (includes 30 minutes of worship, 1 hour of paperwork)
- Deluxe Bureaucratic Idol Worship: $100/hour (includes 60 minutes of worship, 2 hours of paperwork)
- Executive Bureaucratic Idol Worship: $200/hour (includes 90 minutes of worship, 3 hours of paperwork)
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