Tortured Souls 101

A tortured soul is not just a soul that's been put through some emotional wringer. No, no.

• A tortured soul is like a fancy coffee drink with too many shots of espresso.
• It's the kind of soul that's been put through a blender with a dash of despair and a pinch of angst.
• It's like trying to find a parking spot in a crowded city during rush hour, but for your emotions instead of your car.

So, if you're feeling like a tortured soul, don't worry! There's always a way out.