Tragic Existence Form

A Form for Those Who Have Reached Rock Bottom

For those who have lost all hope, and are now forced to fill out forms in a desperate attempt to cling to existence.

Warning: This form may cause existential dread, anxiety, and a strong desire to question the meaninglessness of life.

I have given up on life and am now just trying to get through the paperwork.
I have become a shell of my former self and can only manage to muster up the energy to fill out this form.
I have lost all sense of purpose and am now just going through the motions, but I guess I'll fill out this form anyway.