AVCW: The Art of Effective Procrastination through Aesthetics and Visual Cognitive Dissonance.
Learn the art of distraction. A well-designed interface, a cat in a sweater, and an endless loop of cute faces will guarantee you an afternoon off.
Continue to Chapter 2: Scrolling Through 100 Webcomics Per Second Chapter 3: Typing 1000 Characters Per Second Without Reading ItDisclaimer: Aesthetically-challenged webserver not responsible for lost productivity, or existential dread due to excessive procrastination.