Procrastination Methods: The Vicious Cycle

You're probably here because you're trying to avoid work. Congratulations!

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Engage in a Video Game Marathon

Or, if you're feeling really productive, try:

Reddit Surfing 101

Or, if you're feeling really, really productive (just kidding, you're not), try:

Tweet Storming

Or, if you're feeling like you're about to have a breakthrough (just go ahead, it's okay), try:

Deep Web Browsing

But wait, there's more!

Philosophical Nihilism: because who cares about deadlines, really? Procrastination Tournaments: because why do one thing when you can do many things badly?
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