Procrastination Methods
Extreme Organizing is a way of life, but sometimes you just need to take a break. Our team of expert burnout specialists have developed the following methods for putting off your responsibilities:
1. Internet Surfing | Spend hours scrolling through cat videos, memes, and Wikipedia articles about 80s pop culture
Our research indicates that excessive internet use can increase productivity by 300% (or so we tell ourselves).
2. Video-Game Marathon | Challenge yourself to play 10 hours of Fortnite straight without sleep
Our studies have shown that playing video games until you're almost asleep can increase focus and creativity.
3. Extreme Cleaning | Clean your entire house from top to bottom, including dust bunnies under the couch cushions
By organizing your space, you'll be able to find the perfect spot to hide from your responsibilities.