Time-Blocking

It's like time-management, but for when you're actually just going to sit on the couch.

This is the ultimate guide to doing nothing while feeling good about it.

Purpose:

To maximize the amount of time spent in the most comfortable possible position.

To train your brain to focus on the most unimportant tasks first.

To develop a keen sense of self-control when it comes to checking cat videos.

And, of course, to become an expert on the art of making excuses.

Step 1: Set your schedule

Plan out every moment of your day. But only for 5 minutes.

Then just forget about it.

Step 2: Create a Todo list you will immediately ignore

Step 3: Block your time

Divide the day into blocks of time. But only for fun.

Each block is for doing something. Or, you know, just staring at the wall.

Step 4: Choose a block that is just long enough to get you to do nothing productively

Step 5: Review and adjust

Review your progress at the end of each block. But only to complain about how little you've accomplished.

Adjust your schedule as needed. By making up new excuses.