Video-Game-Induced-Stasis: A Theoretical Framework

A comprehensive guide to explaining why your cat has been sleeping on you for 12 hours straight.

According to leading experts in the field of Procrastination-ology, Video-Game-Induced-Stasis (VGIS) occurs when a person becomes trapped in a state of heightened focus, where the only stimuli is the glow of the screen.

The symptoms include: excessive gaming, decreased social interaction, and a general sense of disconnection from the world outside the screen.

Read Case Study 1: John, the 12-Hour Gamer Read Case Study 2: Sarah, the 24-Hour Gamer