Recovery Methods for the Severely Burned Gamer

The Ancient Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

In this recovery method, you simply sit down, do nothing, and let your brain recover from the constant barrage of virtual explosions and loot boxes. It’s like meditation, but with more pixelation.

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The Art of Extreme Self-Care (tm)

In this recovery method, you focus on the finer things in life, like eating an entire pizza by yourself, taking a 10-hour shower, or watching an entire season of cat videos. It’s like a spa day, but with more sweatpants.

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The Power of Creative Expression (tm)

Unleash your inner artist and draw a picture of the apocalypse that is your gaming schedule. Write a poem about the futility of loot boxes. Or, you know, just play with some paint.

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