The Science of Doing Nothing (SDN) is a groundbreaking field of research focused on the optimal application of idleness.
SDN draws from the principles of quantum mechanics, chaos theory, and extreme procrastination.
Through rigorous scientific methods, our team has identified the perfect ratio of Netflix episodes to cat videos, the most efficient way to organize a sock drawer, and the ideal duration for a coffee break.
- Principles of SDN:
- Principle of Minimal Effort
- Principle of Maximum Binge-Watching
- Principle of Strategic Prolonged Procrastination
- Principle of Unnecessary Meetings
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