Theory of Doing Nothing

In a world where productivity is the ultimate goal, we're forced to question: what happens when you do nothing at all?

Our research team has spent years studying the phenomenon of doing absolutely, completely, and utterly nothing. We've come to a startling conclusion:

• Time appears to slow down, but only for others.
• Procrastination becomes an art form.
• Caffeine intake increases exponentially.
• Existential crisis is a real concern.

We're not saying it's good or bad, we're just saying it's... interesting. Want to see more?