The Great Burnout Theory Debacle

It was all a lie, folks. Burnout wasn't just about working 12 hour days and 5 AM wake-up calls. It was actually a complex dance of psychological manipulation, carefully crafted by the evil overlords of Productivity Inc.

Here's a brief summary of the truth:

• The constant emails and Slack notifications were not just a nuisance, but a carefully engineered tool to break your will.
• The 'motivational' posters plastered on the walls were actually subliminal messages from our corporate overlords, designed to implant the phrase "You're doing great!" in your brain like a mantra.
• The constant "synergy" meetings were, in fact, a covert attempt to gaslight you into thinking you were actually contributing to the company's success, when in reality, you were just drinking free coffee.

Don't worry, it's not your fault. You were just a pawn in their game of psychological manipulation. But don't just take our word for it. Visit our sub-page for more information: Exposure Files

And if you're feeling particularly paranoid, you can check out our Paranoia Protocols for tips on how to protect yourself from the clutches of Productivity Inc.