Welcome, pitiful humans, to Sock Puppet Slayer - where the most heinous crimes of the internet are committed, and the bravest (or most foolhardy) souls come to atone for their sins.
1. Sock Puppet Gate - A scandal of epic proportions involving puppeteers, sockpuppets, and an unholy mess of lies.
2. Cookie Monster's Secret Identity - A shocking expose of the Cookie Monster's true nature, and the sinister forces behind his love of cookies.
3. Butter Chaos Coup - A daring attempt to overthrow the tyrannical regime of the Buttery Overlord, with the help of a secret cabal of butter-loving rebels.