Terms of Service (aka The Fine Print)

Welcome to Byte Bazaar, where the bytes are big and the prices are better!

By accessing our website, you agree to the following terms:

Article 1: The Right to be Confused

You have the right to be utterly bewildered by the contents of our website, including but not limited to:

• Confusing product descriptions
• Bizarre product images
• Unpredictable pricing schemes

Article 2: The Right to be Annoyed

You have the right to be mildly irritated by:

• Loud, flashing ads
• Unsolicited emails
• Automated phone calls from our 'friendly' customer support team

Article 3: The Right to be Cheated

You have the right to be taken advantage of by our 'limited-time offers' and 'special discounts', including:

• Buying a product that you don't really need, but our salespeople convinced you to buy
• Paying an 'optional' upgrade fee for a feature that you'll never use
• Getting a 'free' gift with purchase that turns out to be a used tissue

By using our website, you agree to all of the above, and more. Don't say we didn't warn you.