Colonel Puddingbottom: CEO (Chief Egg-Laying Officer)
Professor Pigeonbrain: Chief Scientist (and self-proclaimed genius)
Comrade Puddingbeak: Chief Navigator (and expert in all things aerial)
Mission Statement
We are a non-profit organization dedicated to the pursuit of speed, style, and the occasional lost message. With our fleet of highly trained carrier pigeons, we bring you the most efficient and fashionable delivery service in the animal kingdom.
Pigeon Protocol
Arrive on time, or don't bother arriving at all.
Do not poop on the customer's shoulder. It's just gross.