Carrier Pigeons' Baggage Policies

FAQs for the Clueless

What's the deal with the feathers?

We get asked this all the time. Our feathers are not actually a part of our baggage policy. We promise.

Q: What about the cooing noises?

A: That's just us trying to communicate with you in our own special way.

Q: Can I bring my cat on board?

A: No, our airline is not a cat cafe. Leave your feline friends at home, or in a carrier, or in a carrier that's not a cat carrier.

Q: How much does it cost to check my baggage?

A: We don't actually have any baggage policies that involve money.

Q: Can I wear my baggage on my head?

A: No, that's just weird.

Q: Do you have any other questions?

A: Nope. We're done here.