Notice to Passengers
Dear valued customer, we've noticed that our feathered friends have been enjoying their in-flight snacks a little too much. As per our carrier pigeon policy, excessive snacking will incur additional fees.
Fees for Overweight Fares:
- 1-2 extra-large pretzels: $5.99
- 3-4 extra-large pretzels: $9.99
- 5+ extra-large pretzels: $14.99 (with a side of stomach discomfort)
Please be aware that failure to pay fees may result in delayed departure or, in extreme cases, a permanent seat upgrade to our cargo hold