Overweight Fees: The Unfortunate Reality

In a shocking turn of events, the carrier pigeon industry has seen a surge in overpaid fees. It seems our feathered friends are getting a little too comfortable with their meal plans.

• Avian Obesity Solutions
• Featherweight Fines for Offenders
• Carrier Consequences: The Pigeon's Lament

Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.