At Chaos Inc., we specialize in making things take longer than expected. Because who needs punctuality, anyway?
Our delays come in all shapes and sizes, from simple 'just one more minute, I swear' to 'I'm still trying to find my keys.'
But don't just take our word for it! Check out some of our case studies:
Slow Cooking: Where a simple meal takes 5 hours to make. Causes of Delay: Because it's not just you, it's not just me, it's just... magic.