Project Slippage: The Delays You Never Knew You Needed

Unpredictable Delays for the Unpredictable Life

At Chaos Inc., we believe that life is full of unexpected twists and turns. That's why we're here to help you experience the thrill of uncertainty with our Unpredictable Delays service.

Whether you're a thrill-seeking adventurer or just a regular Joe, we've got the perfect delay for you. Our expert team of delay specialists will work with you to create a customized delay that's tailored to your specific needs.

Our delays are not just any ordinary delay. Oh no, they're much more than that. They're a journey, a journey into the great unknown, where the only constant is change.

So why settle for a boring, predictable life when you can experience the excitement of not knowing what's next? Try Project Slippage today and discover the thrill of the unknown!

Our Delay Options:

Slip, Slog, and Slump: Our Classic Delay

A traditional delay that's tried and true. Our classic delay will keep you on the edge of your seat as you wait, and wait, and wait some more.

Price: $50.00

Slip 'n' Slog 'n' Slog Some More: The Extended Delay

For those who want a little more excitement in their lives. This delay is like our classic, but with an extra dose of uncertainty.

Price: $75.00

Slip, Slog, and Slog Some More, and Then Just Sit Around All Day: The Ultimate Delay

For the truly adventurous type. This delay is like our classic, but with an extra dose of existential dread.

Price: $100.00