Our Services: Unpredictable Delays

Where the ordinary rules of physics and logic no longer apply.

Welcome to ChaosInc, where our team of expert procrastinators, caffeine-fueled geniuses, and occasional wizards will work their magic to make your project delayed, but in an exciting way!

Procrastination Workshops: Because who needs a deadline, anyway? Unforeseen Consequences: Where our delays come with an extra side of chaos.