At ChaosInc, we pride ourselves on our ability to disrupt schedules and shatter expectations. Our Unpredictable Delays service is designed to add an extra layer of excitement to your daily routine.
Our team of expert procrastinators will work tirelessly to ensure that your tasks are delayed by an average of 37 minutes, give or take 47 minutes, depending on the whim of our lead procrastinator.
For an additional fee, we can also offer our "Super Delay" option, which guarantees a delay of at least 4 hours. But don't worry, we promise not to make you wait for the full 4 hours - that would be just cruel.