Disclosure: The Art of Not Caring

Welcome to Chariot-Social-Media's Disclosure page, where we reveal the secrets to our non-existent social media strategy. It's not like we have one or anything.

Did you know that our algorithm is actually just a bunch of randomly generated cat pictures and memes? It's true! We're like the internet's worst-kept secret.

Confidential: The Real Reason We're Not Using TikTok | Leaked Emails: The Internal Memes

We're not really sure how this works, but it seems to be doing something. Maybe it's just a bunch of people staring at each other on the internet? That sounds vaguely familiar.

Read the full thread of our internal memeing

We're not really sure who this is for, but we're pretty sure it's not for actual humans.

Check out the leaked emails for more 'insight' into our non-strategy

We're not even going to pretend like we're trying. This is all just a joke, right?