We are a proud nation of snobbery
Our constitution is a document of refined taste, an ode to the finer things in life. We, the Cheesy Snobs, hold these truths to be self-evident:
- We shall always prioritize gouda over cheddar.
- We shall never settle for anything less than artisanal.
- We shall always maintain a healthy dose of disdain for the unwashed masses.
Article 1, Section 1: The Right to a Good Cheese
Article 1, Section 2: The Right to a Well-Groomed Beard