When it comes to spreading disinformation, you want to make it big, bold, and beautiful.
Or, at the very least, you want it to be a little bit louder, a little bit worse, and a little bit more confusing.
Here are some advanced disinformation protocols to help you get started:
Protocol #1: Misdirection by Misstatement
Make a bold claim, then retract it with a wink and a nod.
Protocol #2: Selective Truth-Telling is also a thing, but only for those with a strong stomach.
Protocol #3: Deny-It-All
Avoid answering any actual questions with a blanket statement: "I didn't do it, and even if I did, I'd never tell you, and even if I told you, I'd deny it afterwards."
Protocol #4: Big-Boy Tactics is for those who want to go big or go home.But remember, disinformation is an art, not a science (unless the science is a social science, in which case, it's still a science... but not really).