**B.S.S. (Butter-Stock Surplus)**

Welcome, fellow Cheesy Snobs! We're a secret society dedicated to infiltrating local butter stocks, because, let's be real, there's always more butter.

Our motto: "You can never have too much butter."

**Current Stock Levels:**

As of today, the following butter stocks have been infiltrated:

**Join us in our mission to acquire all the butter!**

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