You thought the chocolate factory was a mess before, but things just got worse. Reports of chocolate-splattered walls, overflowing rivers of molten caramel, and a 5000-strong army of escaped cocoa nibs have been confirmed.
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Fact 1: The chocolate factory's automated sprinkling system has malfunctioned, covering the town in a fine layer of chocolate powder. Fact 2: The townspeople have taken to the streets, armed with nothing but their taste buds. Fact 3: The local news is reporting on the "Chocolate Apocalypse" with a straight face.
For more on this developing storyAs the town is left to pick up the pieces, a new business opportunity arises: Chocolate Removal Services, Inc. Our team of expert chocolate wranglers will remove the sticky mess for you, leaving you with nothing but memories and a faint chocolatey scent.
Get in touch with us today!As it turns out, Chocolate Removal Services, Inc. was actually a front for a secret society of professional chocolatiers, intent on covering the entire town in an even layer of chocolate. We are not amused.
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