Join us for the most epic tales of chocolate gone horribly wrong.
When a freak combination of warm temperatures and over-caffeinated squirrels caused a tsunami of molten chocolate to sweep across the nation, leaving a trail of destruction and sticky fingers in its wake.
After a well-meaning but ill-fated attempt to harness the energy of a chocolate-scented nuclear reactor, the nation's power grid was plunged into chaos, leaving millions without their daily dose of caffeine and sugar.
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