Flamingo-Fudge-Disaster: A Brief History
It started innocently enough: a small batch of artisanal fudge, carefully crafted in a tiny kitchen in the heart of Chocolate-Chaos. But things quickly took a turn when the fudge-maker's cat, Mr. Fluffy, decided to "help" by batting at the fudge with her paw.
As the cat's claws shredded the fudge, it began to... well, let's just say it began to "evolve." The fudge mutated into a substance with a life of its own, spreading rapidly through the kitchen, engulfing everything in its path.
Thus began the Flamingo-Fudge-Disaster, a catastrophe that would be remembered for generations to come. Some say it's a metaphor for the chaos that can arise when art and nature collide. Others claim it's just a really good excuse for a free dessert bar.